Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I'm passing your future prison.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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