I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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