Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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