We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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