just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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