So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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