If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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