But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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