There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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