I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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