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I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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