In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
