i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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