...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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