He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
