No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
That accounts for only three of the penises
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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