So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize
