hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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