Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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