Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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