i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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