Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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