So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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