last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Randomize
