I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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