great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
FUCK WHALES
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