Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Is it because I queefed?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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