My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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