windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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