Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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