hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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