can u get pink eye on your cock?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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