yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
