covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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