Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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