I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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