You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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