i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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