can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
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