so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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