There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
He better not be in your backpack
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
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