omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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