no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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