your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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