I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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