You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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