Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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