I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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