I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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