Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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