Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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