i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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