And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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