I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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